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Hogwarts Overexposed Chapter 12

szaleniec1000 Jun 27, 2015 17:51

Contrived coincidences, improbable costumes and offensive stereotypes. It's been a while, but welcome back to Hogwarts Exposed.

( Hogwarts Overexposed Chapter 12 )

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In This World and the Next Chapter 13

szaleniec1000 Jan 25, 2015 12:58

It took a while, but it's finally here. Here we learn exactly why Lord Potter (and by extension the author) thinks that Ron needs to be killed for something his future self did in another timeline. And it's as bad as you think it is.
( ITWATN Chapter 13 )

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In This World and the Next Chapter 12

szaleniec1000 Nov 19, 2014 01:27

In which Lord Potter takes the Hogwarts students to Thorpe Park in between plotting murder. As you do.

( ITWATN Chapter 12 )

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Hogwarts Overexposed Chapter 10

szaleniec1000 Aug 05, 2014 19:36

So, what to do when you've written your daring rescue and confrontation with the arch-villain in Chapter 9 of 24? Why, take a detour into PSA Hell and bad soap opera shenanigans, of course!

( Hogwarts Overexposed Chapter 10 )

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Hogwarts Overexposed Chapter 8

szaleniec1000 Jul 22, 2014 23:43

This chapter is titled "The Milk of Life", and not since Chapter 22 of Too Exposed was called "Joining" have I been more disturbed by a chapter title.

( Hogwarts Overexposed Chapter 8 )

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In This World and the Next Chapter 10

szaleniec1000 May 14, 2014 21:12

In this chapter, Lord Potter plays matchmaker and organises a trip to an amusement park. Voldemort? Who's he?

( In This World and the Next Chapter 10 )

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Hogwarts Too Exposed Chapter 24

szaleniec1000 Aug 05, 2013 23:45

Those of you who follow me on Tumblr will have seen this infographic:

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In This World and the Next Chapter 5

szaleniec1000 Nov 12, 2012 15:10

Well, here I am after a longer-than-anticipated break. I chose ITWATN to review because of a recommendation in the comments here, and an initial skim read told me it was bad. This impression turned out to be wrong. It's not just bad, but reaches depths of irredeemable dreadfulness to rival Hogwarts Exposed. At least that had a serviceable (if ( Read more... )

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In This World and the Next Chapter 4

szaleniec1000 Oct 06, 2012 01:32

Is this a break from Hogwarts Exposed or vice versa? ITWATN is just that bad.

( Chapter 4 )

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In This World and the Next Chapter 3

szaleniec1000 Sep 25, 2012 23:01

If you thought ITWATN!Harry and Hermione were unsympathetic before, you've seen nothing yet.

( In This World and the Next Chapter 3 )

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